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Senior engineers only, on a bench we vet the way we vet yours.

Nobody junior learning their trade on your estate. Specialists by sector rather than a pool of generalists, checked continuously with the same product we sell you, and brought up on Lean and Six Sigma rather than on slide decks.

Where our engineers come from

  • Santander

The bench

A firm this size cannot keep every specialism on a payroll and pretend otherwise. What it can do is hold a bench, know exactly who is on it, and put the right one in front of you rather than the one who is free.

  1. Specialists, not a rotation

    The engineer who arrives has configured the thing you run. For a historian that means somebody who has built one, not somebody who read about it on the way to the meeting.

  2. Sector deep, not sector adjacent

    A gas terminal and a dental group have nothing in common except that both are badly served by a generalist. We keep separate people for them.

  3. It flexes with the work

    More through a diligence or a cutover, less in a quiet month, without you carrying the cost of the peak all year.

  4. Around the world, on purpose

    The UK, North America and Europe, so a plant in one time zone and a fund in another get the same person on the same call.

Vetted the way we vet yours

We sell a product that checks people once and then keeps checking. It would be an odd thing to sell without running it on ourselves, so every engineer who touches your estate goes through it.

  • Identity and right to work, confirmed rather than assumed
  • Background and sanctions screening
  • Credentials and certifications verified at source
  • Previous employers actually contacted
  • Re-checked continuously, not once at onboarding
  • A lapse raises a flag before it becomes your problem

This is Staff Vetting, the product on this site, pointed at our own people. You can ask for the evidence on any engineer we put in front of you. See Staff Vetting

How we work

Half of this is culture and half is method, and the method half is unusual for a technology firm: most of our senior people came up in operations rather than in consulting.

  • Lean and Six Sigma

    Engineers who have run continuous improvement on a production line see waste in a process the way they see it in a system. It is why the first answer is often to remove a step rather than to automate it.

  • Root cause, not symptom

    A fix that stops the alarm and leaves the cause is a fix that comes back, usually during the quarter it is least welcome.

  • Senior only on delivery

    Nobody is learning on your estate. If somebody junior is on the work they are watching, and somebody senior is accountable for it.

  • The scoper does the work

    The person who tells you what it takes is the person who then has to do it, which is the only reliable discipline on an estimate.

  • Written down as we go

    Documentation produced during the work rather than promised after it, because the version promised after it never arrives.

  • We will tell you not to buy

    Our service pages say when a recruiter, a vendor's training or a permanent hire is the better answer. That is not modesty, it is what makes the rest of it worth reading.

Advised by people who have been on your side of the table

Operating partners and portfolio technology leads from large-cap and mid-market funds, and value creation practices across Europe and North America. They are why we can read a diligence pack in the language it was written in, and why the hundred day plan we hand you looks like one you have seen before.

  • Private equity

    Operating partners and portfolio technology leads, from funds running buy-and-build and carve-out strategies in the sectors on this site.

  • Value creation

    Practitioners from value creation practices, on the questions a fund asks between signing and exit rather than the ones a vendor asks.

  • Sector operators

    People who have run the plant, the terminal, the group of practices. The ones who tell us when an idea sounds better than it works.

We do not publish the firms our advisors come from, or their names. A person who advises a supplier while working for a fund is owed that discretion, and a page that traded on their names would deserve to lose them. They are in the room on the calls where it matters.

Senior engineers only. No graduate bench, no bait and switch.

Every person on a Neurotic engagement has run this kind of system in production before. The engineer on your PI historian has configured PI. The engineer on your firewalls has segmented an OT network. The engineer on your Azure tenant has cleaned up someone else's global admin mess.

  • 6 offices across the UK, US and Canada
  • Senior engineers only on delivery
  • Microsoft Partner with Azure-specialised staff
  • Portfolio companies in energy, manufacturing, consumer, dental, financial services and home services

A diligence advisor

  • Writes the report, then hands it over at close
  • Senior on the pitch, junior on the fieldwork
  • Doesn't touch the firewalls, historian or cloud
  • The 100 day plan becomes somebody else's problem

Neurotic

  • Writes the report, then stays and executes it
  • The person you meet is the person who does the work
  • OT, network, cloud and data are our day job
  • We own the plan landing, and the answer being right

Who runs this

The person you meet is the person who does the work. Delivery engineers are introduced by name on the call rather than here, and our client list stays private, so what you can judge us on is what we say we do and whether the first two weeks bear it out.

  • Gonzalo Diaz

    Founder

    We send the engineer who has already done the thing, not the one who is free. Everything else about this company is downstream of that.

    LinkedIn

Vetted engineers around the globe

Senior engineers in six places, so a plant in one time zone and a fund in another get the same person on the call. Every one of them goes through the same vetting we sell, before they reach a client's systems.

  • London United Kingdom

    OT Engineer

    • AI vetted
    • Background security check
  • Amsterdam Europe

    DCS Engineer

    • AI vetted
    • Background security check
  • Houston United States

    PLC Expert

    • AI vetted
    • Background security check
  • Hong Kong Hong Kong

    OT Engineer

    • AI vetted
    • Background security check
  • Manila Philippines

    DCS Engineer

    • AI vetted
    • Background security check
  • Jakarta Indonesia

    PLC Expert

    • AI vetted
    • Background security check